Monday, November 23, 2009

The Bizarro Season

And now for something completely different. Not a blog post. Not 400 words about something that happened ten seconds ago and will be yesterdays news tomorrow. No, a nice little essay on the first season back from the lockout and the effects on it's statistics. As you'll see, I've obviously been reading Bill Simmons too much, and the short essay is jammed with footnotes. Sue me, it's a good style and if you're going to steal, steal from the best. Bleacher Report knows what I'm talking about.

Can't really say I've used this format before, so until I figure out a decent way to bring this to the interwebs, it's a PDF. Which is great, because then you can easily print it out and take it to the can to read. Or read it and give it to a friend (really, it's what Al Gore would want you to do, tree killer). You might just want to leave out the part where you took it to the toilet though. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about.

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